Thursday, July 3, 2008

flixonase nose spray

you know, i never knew that no matter how small the size of mirrors were to begin with. if they're broken, they cut just the same.

and it hurts, all the same.

its a lesson i must learn and as do we all but i'm sure we all know it already. its just that i never noticed because circumstances never led me to breaking mirrors. and whats up with breaking mirrors and bad luck anyway?

after doing a little research, here are some theories. mirrors in the 1920s or earlier were very expensive and maids always had a tendancy of breaking them. so, their employers would tell them they'd suffer from bad luck should they do so.

another theory, which i agree more with. is the fact that the egyptians considered mirrors or reflections the captor of a person's soul. that's why, when a mirror is broken, your soul escapes and becomes lost. there is hope of course. a soul is reborn every 7 years. so technically, you're lost and plagued for 7 years. still scary nonetheless.

and NOW do you know why thrillers and horror films have those one off shots where someone will ride through or throw a ball into the opuddle reflecting the haunted mansion or some wooky like that.

yeah, this is why.

anyhow, all the best for a levels AISHAH!much love!:)

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

the arm disease

breaking news:- evil bacteria,sporestress,runs its system in 2 two schoolgirls

on the morning of 29th march 2007, aishah iskandar found that her arm was numb.wondering if it was just her mind messing with her or if this was really happening to her. she turned to her imaginary friend lois and asked lois to smack her.

lois smacked and smacked and smacked once more but to no avail, aishah's hand remained limp. limp and numb.

woe, be to the thing we call sporestress.


p.s: i miss you aishah! i just feel so distant from you,its; scary. :(

Saturday, March 24, 2007

SUICIDAL ATTEMPT GOES AWRY

It was suicidal from the moment it was born. It was, as some would say, destiny. 2023h on the 24th of March 2007, three minutes after it was born, it struggled to break free from the thin cord that held it alive. The struggle went on for a long time before it slipped and dangled dangerously the cord. [CENSORED FOR VIOLENCE]

The wake, held today at 204oh on isellrotipratainkatong.blogspot.com, was suprisingly free of wailing mourners.

May IDEA 2020h 24032007 rest in peace.

The author has gone on with her life following the death of the idea and is busy reviving her grammar and vocabulary bank. She will not entertain unsolicited wishes of condolences.